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19th September 2008

HEY JOE WHERE’S YOUR PATRIOTISM?

Joe Biden, Democratic Vice President Nominee

Joe Biden, Democratic Vice President Nominee

Why u sai dat cause kittehs haz a monie, kitteh should pay more? U sai iz time to be a patriot, uz kittehs sai iz time u stop. U not the boss ov uz. U just makes us look elsewheres to invest our monies. Dat hurt every kitteh.

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20th August 2008

RIP: Stephanie Tubbs-Jones

You will be remembered for all the good work you did, kittehs will be purring for your family.

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18th August 2008

NICOLE PARRA VOTES! CA DEMOCRATS MOVE

California State Representative Nicole Parra

California State Representative Nicole Parra

U vote against Party Line, Democrats move U out of Capital Kitty Condo. U thank dem 4 reelection?

posted in democrats, local_politician, lolicized, politics, state_representatives | 0 Comments

13th August 2008

GWATNEY, A SENSELESS DEATH

RIP sir, Teh kitteh’s are purring for ur fambly and peer group.

A good man died today, someone who probably should have lived longer. We feel for your loved ones.

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31st July 2008

OBAMA CRY FOR PEACE

Photo of Democratic Presidential Candidate Barack Obama in front of number 10 Downing Street in London surrounded by Microphones with his hands outstretched, with the lolspeak caption, Plz, Plz... on the top and the caption Can't we just get along? on the bottom, submitted by bonafide

Barack’s version of foreign policy? Kitteh’s know how to defend selves, put teeth in throat, or paw on hed.

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29th July 2008

TED STEVENS, INDICTED

Photo of Ted Stevens, Republican, captioned with the lolspeak caption U unnerstand corruption, u fail interwebs, submitted by bonafide

U thinks u noes interwebs, u don’t knows law? kthxbai!

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25th July 2008

ZOE LOFGREN CRUSADER FOR ILLEGALS

Zoe Lofgren, Democrat, Chair of Judicary Immigration Panel, captioned with the lolspeak text, U chair of Immigration panel on top and U work tor Legal Immigrants on bottom, submitted by bonafide

U no work for them that come here illegally, U work for all us kittehs who wait in line for good place to live.

Targeting employers will do more to stop flood of illegals from poor countries yes, but you should know that however they choose to come here, if they do so illegally, they have no complaints if they are sent back, or prosecuted for crimes they commit here.

posted in democrats, liberals, lolicized, politics | 0 Comments

18th July 2008

ROBERT ANSON HEINLEIN, 101 YEARS OLD TODAY

R.A. HEINLEIN, Author, Science Fiction, Engineer, Naval Officer, Upton Sinclair Supporter,

Check out the Wiki article found here for more information about this stranger in a strange land.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Heinlein

posted in SRSLY, conservatives, liberals, libertarians, lolicized, republicans | 0 Comments

17th July 2008

SUDAN GENOCIDE?

Photo of Sudanese President lol\'d with the caption, U no use Militias on top and 2 killz own kittehs! Iz Genocide! on bottom, submitted by bonafide

ICC charge u, prolly never stand trial, but shining light into dark corners gud job anyways.

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15th July 2008

OBAMA NO JOKING MATTER

New Yorker Magazine cover lol\'d by bonafide with the captions I can haz cheezeburger?, and U can haz sense of humor!

why can it not just say, “you have no new mail?” Because that would not convey enough HOPE? or something.

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