COLORS OF POLITICS
Here at loliticz.com, in an effort to keep our scores astronomical in everyone’s eyes, we have come up with a way to keep the political correctness free speech inhibitor from coming anywhere near us.
THE LOLITICICAL POLITICAL RANKS COLOR LEGEND
Under Construction
The Stephen Colbert Zone
Stephen Colbert: he’s there for the right political reason, humor. Just like uz.
republicans
Appeasement of the Right
red for republicans: Politicians who are firm in their beliefs that government should not be run by single entities, like monarchs or dictators but by systems of laws. (lawyers for laws)
Lectroid bureaucrats
Banzai Mannequins
orange for Lectroid bureaucrats:
“They have apparently but a single fear, and that is the fear of ridicule. They lack the most elementary sense of humour and are, unless of a mood to fight, quite reserved, even somnolent. For this latter trait, I am most grateful; otherwise, having not caught many of them napping, the scales of our engagement might not have tipped so propitiously in our favor.” Buckaroo Banzai FAQ
Academic Protesters
Hell No! Wait? What?
yellow for Academic Protesters: Ivory tower theorists who organize as a way to publicly and forcefully make their opinions heard in an attempt to influence public opinion or government policy, leading to real and perceived tension.
democrats
Appeasement of the Left
blue for democrats: Politicians who are firm in their beliefs that government should not be run by single entities, like monarchs or dictators but by the exercise of power by the people. (mob rule)
WingNut MoonBats
Doom on You! Doom on You!
green for the wingnut moonbats: Bloggers of the Right and of the Left ardently supporting their respective Politicians Used with right and barking for emphasis. See the movie Ice Age for survival characteristics.
