Whut iz loliticz?
Loliticz are pictures of politicians, usually current but sometimez historical, that have funny captions. The captions usually haz bad grammar and spelling. This site has loliticz. Usually, the pictures are made by us or submitted by others. If they aren’t made by us or submitted, we will note that in the post. We think it’s important to laugh at our politicians, because they take themselves far too seriously when they are spending our monies. Political humor is our forte!
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Who r loliticz?
Bonafide: Who he iz?
Bonafide: Not hit by a train! Yo momma wrong! I’z paterfamilias!
The entity known as bonafide here at loliticz has arrived at this point in his life via a humble beginning in the Calgary General Hospital at some point in the lost, dim reaches of time. From that beginning, he traveled with his parents to various places in the Province of Alberta until they settled in the northern Alberta community of Peace River. After 7 years of torture in that town he left for the hot and cold running water of the big city, Edmonton, home of the Oilers when Gretz ruled the ice.
Three years at a “good Christian school” left him with an appreciation for the finer things in life, but no way to obtain them. A series of annoying and menial jobs followed, which gave him some insight into the worlds of restaurants, phone solicitation, real estate, computers, and sales. A desire to further his education led him to the bigger city of Vancouver, British Columbia, where he engaged in learning the tech side of networking.
A shared hobby led him to dating a person who eventually led him out of his “home and native land” to the United States. California became his place of residence for a decade. San Jose State University became his belated University, and History consumed his attention for 2 years. Instantly he was not only unemployed, but unemployable (history degrees being pretty much useless at the bachelors level) and so within a month, he began to work as a hands on support person for Cisco Systems in San Jose. That led to other “Dot Com” contracts in the Valley, and eventually to the crash that started another venture.
That venture was not a tremendous success, but it led him to the state of Nevada and the city of Las Vegas where he became a landlord by finding a no money down house deal. Now he spends his time blogging, writing memoirs, and searching for more real estate to buy.
