19th September 2008

HEY JOE WHERE’S YOUR PATRIOTISM?

Joe Biden, Democratic Vice President Nominee

Joe Biden, Democratic Vice President Nominee

Why u sai dat cause kittehs haz a monie, kitteh should pay more? U sai iz time to be a patriot, uz kittehs sai iz time u stop. U not the boss ov uz. U just makes us look elsewheres to invest our monies. Dat hurt every kitteh.

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31st July 2008

OBAMA CRY FOR PEACE

Photo of Democratic Presidential Candidate Barack Obama in front of number 10 Downing Street in London surrounded by Microphones with his hands outstretched, with the lolspeak caption, Plz, Plz... on the top and the caption Can't we just get along? on the bottom, submitted by bonafide

Barack’s version of foreign policy? Kitteh’s know how to defend selves, put teeth in throat, or paw on hed.

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15th July 2008

OBAMA NO JOKING MATTER

New Yorker Magazine cover lol\'d by bonafide with the captions I can haz cheezeburger?, and U can haz sense of humor!

why can it not just say, “you have no new mail?” Because that would not convey enough HOPE? or something.

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10th July 2008

JESSE TALKS DOWN TO OBAMA

Jesse Jackson lolspeak captioned, U say Obama talks down to blacks, we saz u talk down to everyone, posted by bonafide

Jesse, uu haz a trash mouth for everyone, u should haz mouf wash with soap, or paw put on hed!

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25th June 2008

RALPH NADER, ATTENTION SEEKER

Ralp Nader, Independant Presidential Candidate captioned in lolcat speak, U R Nutz, Iz not \"Guilt,\" Iz Burden,  FAIL!

U not gras unner. put paw on reality of new America. Racist Behavior is not tolerated here kthxbai

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13th June 2008

COUNTING ON MASS IMMIGRATION B4 THE ELECTION?

NM Secretary of State Mary Hererralo lolcat captioned

So many ways this pol should be smacked. Waste of the peeps cash, waste of the peeps trees, ink waste, landfills full of ballots. More ballots for the November election printed than people living in the state. Too many reasons not to re-elect this person to count. Kitteh’s are displeased.

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24th February 2008

RALPH NADER 08 BID, SET & MATCH?

Photo of Consumer Advocate Ralph Nader at podium, captioned with the words Iz you or iz you ain't? on the top and Muh constituents? on the bottom. submitted by bonafide,  loliticz

Even kittehs know better to vote 4 u if teh wantz Horse or Donkey 4 the big house. U embarrass U self again? Maybe u just like to be embarrassed?

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21st February 2008

A PLEA FOR INFORMATION

Ok, time for some mea culpa’s… Iknow we haven’t been exactly on top of posting pics a lot over the last month or so. Here’s why. Death in the Family, and a heart attack in the Family.
Plus, the politicians haven’t been doing anything outstandingly stupid of late. They’ve been annoying as heck, but not lol worthy.

Can someone please inform me why anyone in the Democratic Party can seriously support giving control of the country to a person who claims, because she was married to a president, that she has “experience?”

Can someone please inform me why a person who claims to be a Conservative politician who has more “ethics,” was busy running around with some PAC lobby chick and flying all over the place in the corporate jet?

Now I’d buy a story about infidelity if I didn’t believe that John McCain’s wife would feed him his privates if he ever stepped out on her. I’d also buy a story that Hillary has experience if I didn’t know from the record that she was not briefed in on the day to day of the presidency during Bill’s terms of office.

And could someone also inform me about that whole situation in Kosovo? Is this just Western wishful thinking? Perhaps European Bullying?

So, a little more than 7 months from the Presidential election in the US, I’m going to once again urge all you folks who are legally able to exercise your franchise to do so… Please register to vote. Use our handy links over there on the side to find out more about what the process is, and choose a lesser of two evils. Please.

Teh kitteh’s needz u 2b doin it!

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30th January 2008

BYE BYE RUDY BAYBEE

Photo of Rudy Giuliani, Republican Presidential Candidate who failed by January 29th 2008 to win any primary caucuses, captioned with lolcat speak with the top caption reading U made NY wurk, and the bottom caption reading No primaries meenz no wurk 4 u, kthxbai. submitted by bonafide,  loliticz

U had good times, spent monies, but u haz no vizions 4 teh kittehs uv da country, u noaw freez to roam teh the warm. kthxbai.

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27th January 2008

BARACK WINS SOUTH CAROLINA

Photo of Barack Obama, winner of the Democratic Presidential South Carolina Caucus. Captioned with the lolcat comment, U gets delegatez on the top, and 1 moar in NV and lots moar in de South, on the bottom. lolicized by bonafide.

If U winz one extra delegate in Nevada, don’t that mean you winz Nevada? We iz confuzed. Popular vote is nice, but delegates vote, why press claim Hillary win in Nevada? Kittehs confuzed.

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