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13th June 2008

COUNTING ON MASS IMMIGRATION B4 THE ELECTION?

NM Secretary of State Mary Hererralo lolcat captioned

So many ways this pol should be smacked. Waste of the peeps cash, waste of the peeps trees, ink waste, landfills full of ballots. More ballots for the November election printed than people living in the state. Too many reasons not to re-elect this person to count. Kitteh’s are displeased.

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12th March 2008

BYE BYE ELIOT

Photo of Eliot Spitzer, New York State Governor, captioned in lolcat speek with the words U No Uphold Lawz on the top and U Noes Keep Job, KTHXBAI! on the bottom. submitted by Bonafide,  loliticz

Kitteh’s r disappointed! Lack thumbs to shoot teh gun tho. U goes away caped crusader, start house of joy, maybe in Pahrump, NV? jeu de poker online gratuitesregles poker pdfjeu de poker onlinepoker games netjouer 7 card stud,play 7 card stud online,7 card studpoker en virtuelune régle du jeu du pokeromaha poker règlesstud pokerastuces texas holdemboite de jeu de pokerjeu video pokerwww poker netla règle de jeu pokerle meilleur jeu de pokerlive pokerregles du poker texas holdemjouer poker omahapoker sur netjeu flash poker gratuitesjeu de poker gratuites francaisregle de pokerjouer poker tour en lignepoker school onlinejeu de poker pcholdem poker en ligne gratuitesjeu poker casinocomment jouer o pokercomment apprendre à jouer au pokerjouer pro poker tourjouer poker omaha gratuitescomment télécharger jeu pokerpoker sans internetregles poker holdemtelechargement jeu pokerle poker en lignejouez au poker gratuitestelecharger winamax pokerjeu de poker 3djeux gratuitstournoi texas holdempartie poker en lignejeux de poker en lignelogiciel poker gratuitesapprendre a jouer o pokerjuego omaha poker gratisfree pokerjugar poquer lineastrip poker gamesgame poker

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21st February 2008

A PLEA FOR INFORMATION

Ok, time for some mea culpa’s… Iknow we haven’t been exactly on top of posting pics a lot over the last month or so. Here’s why. Death in the Family, and a heart attack in the Family.
Plus, the politicians haven’t been doing anything outstandingly stupid of late. They’ve been annoying as heck, but not lol worthy.

Can someone please inform me why anyone in the Democratic Party can seriously support giving control of the country to a person who claims, because she was married to a president, that she has “experience?”

Can someone please inform me why a person who claims to be a Conservative politician who has more “ethics,” was busy running around with some PAC lobby chick and flying all over the place in the corporate jet?

Now I’d buy a story about infidelity if I didn’t believe that John McCain’s wife would feed him his privates if he ever stepped out on her. I’d also buy a story that Hillary has experience if I didn’t know from the record that she was not briefed in on the day to day of the presidency during Bill’s terms of office.

And could someone also inform me about that whole situation in Kosovo? Is this just Western wishful thinking? Perhaps European Bullying?

So, a little more than 7 months from the Presidential election in the US, I’m going to once again urge all you folks who are legally able to exercise your franchise to do so… Please register to vote. Use our handy links over there on the side to find out more about what the process is, and choose a lesser of two evils. Please.

Teh kitteh’s needz u 2b doin it!

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27th January 2008

BARACK WINS SOUTH CAROLINA

Photo of Barack Obama, winner of the Democratic Presidential South Carolina Caucus. Captioned with the lolcat comment, U gets delegatez on the top, and 1 moar in NV and lots moar in de South, on the bottom. lolicized by bonafide.

If U winz one extra delegate in Nevada, don’t that mean you winz Nevada? We iz confuzed. Popular vote is nice, but delegates vote, why press claim Hillary win in Nevada? Kittehs confuzed.

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25th January 2008

ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST

Photo of Dennis Kucinich, Democratic Presidential Candidate, with lolcat captioning, top caption reads U seen UFO?, bottom caption reads We seez U pol O. submitted by Bonafide,  loliticz

Ur Wife cute, but u not haz it. kthxbai.

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9th January 2008

ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST

Photo of Bill Richardson, Democratic Presidential Candidate from New Mexico with captions in lolcat speak that read You goes Now? on the top and Teh Momentums, Teh not Yours on the bottom. submitted by Bonafide,  loliticz

U haz good credz, but no charisma, sorry Bill we lik’d u. kthxbai.

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31st December 2007

HILLARY CONSPIRACY THEORY?

Hillary Clinton Photo, with lolcat caption, Pak Mil kills Benazir? on the top and You call this experience, FAIL! on the bottom,  submitted by bonafide,  loliticz

U callz makin inflam statement experienc? We callz it stoopid. But we is just catz

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4th December 2007

Obama’s Kindergarten Dreams

Hillary Clinton Photo from retirement plan announcement in Iowa captioned with lolcat speak, top caption being

Kitteh’s want to know if you can remember childhood? You no have dreams?

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28th November 2007

TED KENNEDY, HIS STORY

A photo of Senator Ted Kennedy, Democrat, with the lolcat speak caption you write own story? on the top, and You tell the truth? No, it for the Cash, on the bottom

How much of teh cash go to fambly of girl who died in Chappaquiddick river? oh! u leav that out?

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25th November 2007

JULIA CARSON, INDIANA’S 7th CONGRESSIONAL REPRESENTATIVE

Julia Carson, Indiana's 7th Congressional representative, with lolcat caption on top that reads Sorry u sick and U be fighting for yourself noaw on the bottom.

U remember, difficult patients live longer!

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