15th July 2008

OBAMA NO JOKING MATTER

New Yorker Magazine cover lol\'d by bonafide with the captions I can haz cheezeburger?, and U can haz sense of humor!

why can it not just say, “you have no new mail?” Because that would not convey enough HOPE? or something.

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10th July 2008

OBAMA LOL’S HIMSELF!

From the HOT AIR BLOG, posted at 7:46 am on July 9, 2008 by Ed Morrissey
By way of Plancks Constant

Barack Obama addressed the issue of official languages yesterday by endorsing one: Spanish. Instead of worrying about immigrants learning English, he told an audience, America should be teaching its children Spanish. Every child should be bilingual, Obama said, but listen to the language he chooses later:

Dis iz ur polished and charismatic speakr? Must nawt haz teleprompter kitteh toy 4 dis one.

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10th July 2008

JESSE TALKS DOWN TO OBAMA

Jesse Jackson lolspeak captioned, U say Obama talks down to blacks, we saz u talk down to everyone, posted by bonafide

Jesse, uu haz a trash mouth for everyone, u should haz mouf wash with soap, or paw put on hed!

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30th June 2008

CSPAN WORKING FOR U?

Representative William Delahunt lolcat captioned, by bonafide

U no want civil servants to work for gud of all? U want dem targets of Al Queda? Shame on U.

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26th June 2008

SIR SALMAN RUSHDIE

Sir Salman Rushdie, author of Satanic Verses, Shalimar, Haroun and the Sea of Stories, locat speak captioned, U getz knighted, Mugabe loses his, U winz, he FAIL!

Queen do two gud things this week, takes from dictator and gives to writer. Kitteh’s approve.

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25th June 2008

RALPH NADER, ATTENTION SEEKER

Ralp Nader, Independant Presidential Candidate captioned in lolcat speak, U R Nutz, Iz not \"Guilt,\" Iz Burden,  FAIL!

U not gras unner. put paw on reality of new America. Racist Behavior is not tolerated here kthxbai

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23rd June 2008

ONLY GOD MAKE YOU LEAVE?

Robert Mugabe, Zimbabwe President lol captioned by bonafide

We thinked U luv’d ur country once, Naow U just luv de pwr. U goes naow! kthxbai.

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19th June 2008

OPEC SETS PRICES

OPEC summit leaders in Riyad by bonafide

So, setting commodity prices by a cartel isn’t illegal in the world courts eyes, despite their desire to harm others. From a random blog I discovered through my SO.
“Final thought for the day: OPEC sells oil for $136.00 a barrel. OPEC nations buy U.S. grain at $7.00 a bushel. Solution: Sell grain for $136.00 a bushel. Can’t buy it? Tough! Eat your oil.” from http://ehowa.com/

Kitteh’s deplore the thought, but like the warm fuzzy new blanket they can afford naow.

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17th June 2008

GOD, NOT THE AP!

Tom Curley, AP President, former journalist, lol\'d with the captions, My words, $.02, Ur words >$2.00, AP picz, Priceless, posted by bonafide

Hoist by his own petard… I quote the man hizself.
“I didn’t want to turn 60 and be about woulda, coulda, shoulda. I wanted to participate fully in the digital change in the media, so I joined The Associated Press in 2003.” From a NY Times article by AMY ZIPKIN

Kitteh’s say, not quote AP, U No Send Bill!

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16th June 2008

NOT POL, NOT GOD, BUT WANTS TO BE

AP VP Jim Kennedy, lol\'d by bonafide

Kitteh’s say, AP not unnerstan law, get u to a lawyer. U not able to tell uz what to use, only court can. U savvy?

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