18th August 2008

NICOLE PARRA VOTES! CA DEMOCRATS MOVE

California State Representative Nicole Parra

California State Representative Nicole Parra

U vote against Party Line, Democrats move U out of Capital Kitty Condo. U thank dem 4 reelection?

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25th July 2008

ZOE LOFGREN CRUSADER FOR ILLEGALS

Zoe Lofgren, Democrat, Chair of Judicary Immigration Panel, captioned with the lolspeak text, U chair of Immigration panel on top and U work tor Legal Immigrants on bottom, submitted by bonafide

U no work for them that come here illegally, U work for all us kittehs who wait in line for good place to live.

Targeting employers will do more to stop flood of illegals from poor countries yes, but you should know that however they choose to come here, if they do so illegally, they have no complaints if they are sent back, or prosecuted for crimes they commit here.

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10th July 2008

JESSE TALKS DOWN TO OBAMA

Jesse Jackson lolspeak captioned, U say Obama talks down to blacks, we saz u talk down to everyone, posted by bonafide

Jesse, uu haz a trash mouth for everyone, u should haz mouf wash with soap, or paw put on hed!

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25th June 2008

RALPH NADER, ATTENTION SEEKER

Ralp Nader, Independant Presidential Candidate captioned in lolcat speak, U R Nutz, Iz not \"Guilt,\" Iz Burden,  FAIL!

U not gras unner. put paw on reality of new America. Racist Behavior is not tolerated here kthxbai

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19th May 2008

FEAR: Book Review by JD “Illiad” Frazer

I was randomly reading in teh interwebs and came across this little book review on a favorite comic site.
The author, J.D. Frazer is a longtime cartoonist, whose work has been published on the web since 1997, and whose geek culture references are avidly read by sysadmins and other slaves in the IT world. I’m publishing this without permission, exactly as my cut and paste and link insert skills allow, and I’m including the link to the article on his site so you all can compare to see if I messed up really badly.

bonafide
Teh Kitteh’s luv teh dustpuppy!
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[Illiad] BOOK REVIEW - “RISK:THE SCIENCE AND POLITICS OF FEAR” Posted:Sun May 18 12:45:52 2008

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Some of you are too young to relate to this, but North American Gen-Xers like myself remember childhood summers where we would leave home after breakfast to play and not come home for eight or nine hours. As long as we were home in time for dinner, our parents didn’t raise an eyebrow. It was considered normal. If you’re a ten-year old, try that today and see what happens. Amber Alerts will rain down from the heavens in an organized fury!

This isn’t a criticism of the Amber Alert system. The idea of your child going missing is a nightmare of unparalleled scope to a parent, and having a system in place to find them as soon as possible is a good thing. But the fear to be found in a society that needs such a system is unbelievably destructive, and many factors dovetail to create this fear.

Many of you won’t believe this, but Western societies are safer than they ever have been in history. This is hard to believe because of a constant struggle between two human factors, the Head (rational thought) and the Gut (hard-wired survival instincts). This conflict is laid bare in a new book by Dan Gardner: RISK:The Science and Politics of Fear. Within this 300+ page book, Mr. Gardner, a journalist and historian, throws the fear that pervades our lives into sharp relief. He not only shows how we’re all wired to be terrified of unrealistically small risks, he also shows that the media, our governments, and big corporations encourage these fears. Sometimes they encourage them for mercenary reasons; other times, the fear is encouraged inadvertently.

There is a constant battle being fought in our psyches between these two 800-lb. gorillas within our behaviourial matrix. Generally, we rely on Gut to guide us in making decisions, with Head stepping in to ameliorate the more extreme reactions with rational assessments. For example, if we hear an ominous sound in a dark alley, Gut sets off the alarm and tells us to leave. Head, however, also notes that there’s quite a wind blowing, and the sound we heard could be easily explained by boxes and cans being knocked over. We adjust our reaction and carry on.

Sometimes though, Head isn’t given enough (or any!) information to be helpful in adjusting Gut’s reactions. Gardner explains that much of this comes from the advent of mass communications, which is no real surprise. A century ago, your window to the world was in fact the front window of your house. You paid attention to threats that were local. You could read the paper and note the threats that were far away, but they had little impact on your daily assessments. Fifty years ago, your window to the world was the television. With visuals and the humanizing effect of in-person interviews, distant threats became more real and pertinent to Gut. Today, what you see on television has become your local community, with all of the rapes, murders and abductions from around the world neatly organized and queued up for your consumption. When a sweet little girl 1400 km away goes missing, Gut tells you that all little children in your immediate community are at risk. The truth, of course, is quite different.

But the truth, the hard numbers that make sense to Head, are decidedly unavailable. When you watch the news, you’re told truthfully that cancer rates are set to rise sharply over the next 15 to 25 years. What the newscasters (and cancer foundations) don’t give you is the context, that due to dramatic improvements in health care, people are living much longer and cancer is by and large a disease of the elderly. An aging population will by definition become one where incidents of cancer will rise. Without that latter piece of information, Gut is left to shriek in fear in the corner, and money flows into the coffers of Big Pharma, sunscreen manufacturers and cancer research foundations. Funding going to research to fight cancer is certainly an excellent thing, but this example serves to show you that even noble, altruistic organizations have no problem with manipulating the public to help serve their ends.

Where were you on 9/11? Everyone remembers. I also remember that the U.S. airline industry took it in the pouch for a full year after that tragic day. Almost no one wanted to fly, because Gut said that the risk was too great, and Head had no data to mitigate that fear. Everyone decided to drive instead, and this choice caused a spike in driving deaths. In the U.S., there is a 1-in-135,000 chance of being killed in a hijacking if you fly once a month for a year — trivial odds, especially when you consider that there is an annual 1-in-6,000 chance of being killed in a car crash. Nearly 3,000 people lost their lives on 9/11. The switch from flying-to-driving caused an additional 1,595 people to die the year following 9/11. The news media didn’t notice, because it wasn’t spectacular like 9/11 or Hurricane Katrina. Only the loved ones of the dead paid any attention.

The “spectacular” litmus test for today’s news channels is what helps drive so much of this unreasoning fear. Gut believes that what we see on the news, the spectacular tragedies of serial killings, child abductions, terrorism, ad infinitum ad nauseum is a truthful representation of our world. So Gut rightfully judges our world to be a terrifying place, where paedophiles, terrorists, murderers and cyclones lurk around every corner, to pounce on us the instant that we stop being careful. We vilify the news media for being merchants of fear, yet what the news media offers is what we want. Gut is always looking for examples of threats to help protect us, and eats up what CNN and its brethren have to offer. The more we watch, the more scared we become, and the more scared we become, the more we want to watch. In many ways, we created what the media have become today.

I picked up Gardner’s book and consumed it in two sittings, then went back to read it again. His writing style is clear and his research is impeccable. The only agenda he has in this book is to educate the reader on how we are doing a fantastic job of undermining our own world by scaring ourselves and allowing ourselves to be scared. In an age where fear is the coin of the realm, learning of what we should be reasonably scared about (and it’s none of the things you hear about on the news on a daily basis) is priceless. I highly recommend Gardner’s book: 5/5.

By the way, in Canada, the number of children under the age of fourteen that were abducted during the years 2000 and 2001 by someone other than a parent was exactly one. That’s an annual risk rate of 1 in 5.8 million. And yet you can bet junior isn’t allowed to go out to the park to play hide-and-seek alone with his friends. Imagine what he’s going to teach his kids.

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24th February 2008

RALPH NADER 08 BID, SET & MATCH?

Photo of Consumer Advocate Ralph Nader at podium, captioned with the words Iz you or iz you ain't? on the top and Muh constituents? on the bottom. submitted by bonafide,  loliticz

Even kittehs know better to vote 4 u if teh wantz Horse or Donkey 4 the big house. U embarrass U self again? Maybe u just like to be embarrassed?

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21st February 2008

A PLEA FOR INFORMATION

Ok, time for some mea culpa’s… Iknow we haven’t been exactly on top of posting pics a lot over the last month or so. Here’s why. Death in the Family, and a heart attack in the Family.
Plus, the politicians haven’t been doing anything outstandingly stupid of late. They’ve been annoying as heck, but not lol worthy.

Can someone please inform me why anyone in the Democratic Party can seriously support giving control of the country to a person who claims, because she was married to a president, that she has “experience?”

Can someone please inform me why a person who claims to be a Conservative politician who has more “ethics,” was busy running around with some PAC lobby chick and flying all over the place in the corporate jet?

Now I’d buy a story about infidelity if I didn’t believe that John McCain’s wife would feed him his privates if he ever stepped out on her. I’d also buy a story that Hillary has experience if I didn’t know from the record that she was not briefed in on the day to day of the presidency during Bill’s terms of office.

And could someone also inform me about that whole situation in Kosovo? Is this just Western wishful thinking? Perhaps European Bullying?

So, a little more than 7 months from the Presidential election in the US, I’m going to once again urge all you folks who are legally able to exercise your franchise to do so… Please register to vote. Use our handy links over there on the side to find out more about what the process is, and choose a lesser of two evils. Please.

Teh kitteh’s needz u 2b doin it!

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31st December 2007

HILLARY CONSPIRACY THEORY?

Hillary Clinton Photo, with lolcat caption, Pak Mil kills Benazir? on the top and You call this experience, FAIL! on the bottom,  submitted by bonafide,  loliticz

U callz makin inflam statement experienc? We callz it stoopid. But we is just catz

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23rd December 2007

MIKE HUCKABEE, PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE

Photo of Mike Huckabee, captioned in lolcat speak, with top caption reading Fav author Dr Seuss, and My Fav author CS Lewis on the bottom. submitted by bonafide,  loliticz

Huckabee, Huckabee, How do you do?

I cannot vote yet, but I have a view,

Your favorite author, Dr Seuss,

He knows who

But my favorite author, C. S. Lewis,

He knows why, and how, and what

But I’m only 7, so what shall I do?

If you become President, Instead of you know who?

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14th December 2007

AL GORE IS ALL POLITICAL ALL THE TIME

Former Vice President Al Gore at podium in Bali, with the lolcat caption You no work for enviroment on top and You work for politics on the bottom.  submitted by bonafide,  loliticz

U no stay out of politicz? We unnerstan. iz lik catnip, or bird on string.

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