14th December 2007

AL GORE IS ALL POLITICAL ALL THE TIME

Former Vice President Al Gore at podium in Bali, with the lolcat caption You no work for enviroment on top and You work for politics on the bottom. submitted by bonafide, loliticz

U no stay out of politicz? We unnerstan. iz lik catnip, or bird on string.

posted in enviroment, lolicized, politics | 1 Comment

28th November 2007

TED KENNEDY, HIS STORY

A photo of Senator Ted Kennedy, Democrat, with the lolcat speak caption you write own story? on the top, and You tell the truth? No, it for the Cash, on the bottom

How much of teh cash go to fambly of girl who died in Chappaquiddick river? oh! u leav that out?

posted in democrats, lolicized, politics, scandals | 0 Comments

14th November 2007

NEW YORK NOT ISSUING DRIVERS LICENCES TO ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS

Podium Photo of New York Governor Eliot Spitzer with the lolcat captioning of, U no give drivers license on the top, and They no play by rules on the bottom, submitted by bonafide

U FINALLY LISTN. GUD 4 U. BUT NO CHEEZBURGER!

posted in democrats, governors, lolicized, politics | 1 Comment

12th November 2007

EXCELLENCE IN ORATORY

Barack Obama smiling at podium with his arm outstretched with the lolcat caption Friends, Romans, Countrymen on the top, and I can has votes? on the bottom, submitted by bonafide.

U can talkz rlly gud, but iz u honest? Will u stay bought? Time, it may tell uz.

posted in candidates, democrats, liberals, lolicized, politics, presidential | 0 Comments

7th November 2007

MORAL MAJORITY HATES ISLAMIC TERRORISTS MOAR THAN ABORTION

Photo of Republican Presidential Candidate Rudy Giulinai shaking hands with a smiling Moral Majority leader Pat Robertson captioned with Yes, I kill the babies on the top, and Thank you for your support on the bottom, submitted by bonafide.

FAIL! U NO HATE, THEN WE SUPPORT

posted in candidates, conservatives, lolicized, politics, presidential, republicans | 0 Comments

1st November 2007

COLBERT IZ OFFICIAL!

Photo of Stephen Colbert, host of Comedy Central's The Colbert Report with the lolcat speak caption of I is democrat and republican on top, and No, I is independant, okthanksbye on the bottom, submitted by bonafide.

posted in candidates, gadfly, lolicized, politics, presidential, the_press | 2 Comments

29th October 2007

ARGENTINA PRESIDENT? YEZ!

Photo of President Elect of Argentina Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner, with the lolcat caption I are not Evita or Hillary on the top, I are Me. Much more fun! on the bottom, submitted by bonafide

WE LIKES MUCH MORE, U DO GUD NOAW FUR UR PEEPS? KTHXBAI

posted in lolicized, politics, presidential, world_politician | 0 Comments

25th October 2007

HILLARY HATES CAT?

Photo of Black and White American Shorthair Cat named Socks at podium of the White house

Slow day for stupid Pols, show kitty instead.

posted in lolicized, politics | 0 Comments

23rd October 2007

DYING FOR AMUSEMENT?

US Representative Pete Stark captioned with the lolcat comment

Not sure you iz srious about apology. U iz wise older man, u not uz brain b4 u speek? U tries harder, kthxbai

posted in democrats, liberals, lolicized, politics | 0 Comments

22nd October 2007

COLORS OF POLITICS

Blocks of colors, with each block captioned from top to bottom. First bar: Under Construction, the Stephen Colbert zone, Color: black and yellow diagonal stripes with thumbnail images of Stepen Colbert on both sides of the caption. Second bar: republicans, appeasement of the Right, colored red. Second Bar: lectroid bureaucrats, banzai mannequins, color: orange. Third bar: academic protestors, Hell no! Wait? What? color: yellow. Forth bar: democrats, appeasement of the left, color: blue. Fifth bar: wingnut moonbats, doom on you! Doom on You! color: green

Here at loliticz.com, in an effort to keep our scores astronomical in everyone’s eyes, we have come up with a way to keep the political correctness free speech inhibitor from coming anywhere near us.

THE LOLITICICAL POLITICAL RANKS COLOR LEGEND

Under Construction
The Stephen Colbert Zone
Stephen Colbert: he’s there for the right political reason, humor. Just like uz.

republicans
Appeasement of the Right
red for republicans: Politicians who are firm in their beliefs that government should not be run by single entities, like monarchs or dictators but by systems of laws. (lawyers for laws)

Lectroid bureaucrats
Banzai Mannequins
orange for Lectroid bureaucrats:

“They have apparently but a single fear, and that is the fear of ridicule. They lack the most elementary sense of humour and are, unless of a mood to fight, quite reserved, even somnolent. For this latter trait, I am most grateful; otherwise, having not caught many of them napping, the scales of our engagement might not have tipped so propitiously in our favor.” Buckaroo Banzai FAQ

Academic Protesters
Hell No! Wait? What?
yellow for Academic Protesters: Ivory tower theorists who organize as a way to publicly and forcefully make their opinions heard in an attempt to influence public opinion or government policy, leading to real and perceived tension.

democrats
Appeasement of the Left
blue for democrats: Politicians who are firm in their beliefs that government should not be run by single entities, like monarchs or dictators but by the exercise of power by the people. (mob rule)

WingNut MoonBats
Doom on You! Doom on You!
green for the wingnut moonbats: Bloggers of the Right and of the Left ardently supporting their respective Politicians Used with right and barking for emphasis. See the movie Ice Age for survival characteristics.

posted in democrats, lolicized, politics, republicans, the_press | 0 Comments

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