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15th July 2008

OBAMA NO JOKING MATTER

$New Yorker Magazine cover lol\'d by bonafide with the captions I can haz cheezeburger?, and U can haz sense of humor!$

why can it not just say, “you have no new mail?” Because that would not convey enough HOPE? or something.

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17th June 2008

GOD, NOT THE AP!

$Tom Curley, AP President, former journalist, lol\'d with the captions, My words, $.02, Ur words >$2.00, AP picz, Priceless, posted by bonafide$

Hoist by his own petard… I quote the man hizself.
“I didn’t want to turn 60 and be about woulda, coulda, shoulda. I wanted to participate fully in the digital change in the media, so I joined The Associated Press in 2003.” From a NY Times article by AMY ZIPKIN

Kitteh’s say, not quote AP, U No Send Bill!

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16th June 2008

NOT POL, NOT GOD, BUT WANTS TO BE

$AP VP Jim Kennedy, lol\'d by bonafide$

Kitteh’s say, AP not unnerstan law, get u to a lawyer. U not able to tell uz what to use, only court can. U savvy?

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19th November 2007

ROBERT NOVAK, HILLARY TOO NICE TO TATTEL!

Photo panel consisting of Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and Robert Novak with comments along the border in lolcat speek that say Oh My God! He said?, You Believe?, She Says? K thanks, bye. submitted by bonafide
POPULARITY CONTESTS, WE HAZ ONE.

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1st November 2007

COLBERT IZ OFFICIAL!

Photo of Stephen Colbert, host of Comedy Central's The Colbert Report with the lolcat speak caption of I is democrat and republican on top, and No, I is independant, okthanksbye on the bottom, submitted by bonafide.

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22nd October 2007

COLORS OF POLITICS

Here at loliticz.com, in an effort to keep our scores astronomical in everyone’s eyes, we have come up with a way to keep the political correctness free speech inhibitor from coming anywhere near us.

THE LOLITICICAL POLITICAL RANKS COLOR LEGEND

Under Construction
The Stephen Colbert Zone
Stephen Colbert: he’s there for the right political reason, humor. Just like uz.

republicans
Appeasement of the Right
red for republicans: Politicians who are firm in their beliefs that government should not be run by single entities, like monarchs or dictators but by systems of laws. (lawyers for laws)

Lectroid bureaucrats
Banzai Mannequins
orange for Lectroid bureaucrats:

“They have apparently but a single fear, and that is the fear of ridicule. They lack the most elementary sense of humour and are, unless of a mood to fight, quite reserved, even somnolent. For this latter trait, I am most grateful; otherwise, having not caught many of them napping, the scales of our engagement might not have tipped so propitiously in our favor.” Buckaroo Banzai FAQ

Academic Protesters
Hell No! Wait? What?
yellow for Academic Protesters: Ivory tower theorists who organize as a way to publicly and forcefully make their opinions heard in an attempt to influence public opinion or government policy, leading to real and perceived tension.

democrats
Appeasement of the Left
blue for democrats: Politicians who are firm in their beliefs that government should not be run by single entities, like monarchs or dictators but by the exercise of power by the people. (mob rule)

WingNut MoonBats
Doom on You! Doom on You!
green for the wingnut moonbats: Bloggers of the Right and of the Left ardently supporting their respective Politicians Used with right and barking for emphasis. See the movie Ice Age for survival characteristics.

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13th September 2007