Joe Biden, Democratic Vice President Nominee

Why u sai dat cause kittehs haz a monie, kitteh should pay more? U sai iz time to be a patriot, uz kittehs sai iz time u stop. U not the boss ov uz. U just makes us look elsewheres to invest our monies. Dat hurt every kitteh.

You will be remembered for all the good work you did, kittehs will be purring for your family.

U vote against Party Line, Democrats move U out of Capital Kitty Condo. U thank dem 4 reelection?

RIP sir, Teh kitteh’s are purring for ur fambly and peer group.

A good man died today, someone who probably should have lived longer. We feel for your loved ones.

Barack’s version of foreign policy? Kitteh’s know how to defend selves, put teeth in throat, or paw on hed.

U thinks u noes interwebs, u don’t knows law? kthxbai!

U no work for them that come here illegally, U work for all us kittehs who wait in line for good place to live.

Targeting employers will do more to stop flood of illegals from poor countries yes, but you should know that however they choose to come here, if they do so illegally, they have no complaints if they are sent back, or prosecuted for crimes they commit here.

Check out the Wiki article found here for more information about this stranger in a strange land.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Heinlein

ICC charge u, prolly never stand trial, but shining light into dark corners gud job anyways.

why can it not just say, “you have no new mail?” Because that would not convey enough HOPE? or something.